What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 08:21

-J W Pepper
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What happened to your school bully?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.